DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME
We have:
Two pugs: Pugsley and Sophie. One of them is a good dog. The other one eats her own poop.
Three cats: Phineas, Tulip and Stanley. They shed and generally ignore us.
One frog: I think his name is Spock. He refuses to die.
One snail: Name unknown. Lives in sin with Spock. We do not judge.
One hermit crab: David's pet. Lives in a Nemo shell. Prone to escape attempts. Occasionally succeeds.