David is my husband. He's a television producer. He has failed to remove dead birds from the bathroom exhaust. Mostly, he's my One True Love.

Things I love about David:

1. He let me paint all of the woodwork white.
2. He's so handsome.
3. He is untroubled by my need to junk.

Things which I do not love about David:

1. His business trips usually coincide with animal death which I must deal with myself.