There are so many things I could tell you about.
The haircut I gave myself.
The puppies which were running across the highway and were saved by eight strangers.
My poor resistance to girl scout cookies which are stacked in my house.
I am not going to do any of those things. Instead I am going to do a years worth of flossing in one night, because tomorrow I have a dental cleaning and I am determined to not get the lecture about flossing.
So that's what I am doing. I am flossing to fool my dentist.
In February this is about as exciting as life gets.