Ever since I finished painting my room I have been very busy doing important things:
1. I have a cold and as such, my nostrils keep going on strike. Can someone please explain to me why for a while one nostril will just stop working? No air going in or coming out. Then, without warning, the nostril clears! Heaven! Until the other nostril goes on strike. The entire process keeps repeating itself over and over.
2. I bought a bikini and wore it in public. This is a big deal for me. I had always felt that unless you have a perfect body you shouldn't wear a bikini. However, I keep seeing women wearing bikini's who have imperfect bodies and yet, they look hot. I have an imperfect body. Now I have a bikini. Let's hope that if I don't look hot, I am at least inoffensive to innocent onlookers.
3. I have been watching Law and Order: Criminal Intent Season Four and have developed a love of Vincent D'onofrio. The head bobbing, the intense staring off into space- I can't explain it. Just trust me on this, he understands me like no other. Except maybe Pugsley.
4. I have been very busy not attending Blogher 2010. Why am I not attending Blogher you ask? Well, I'd have to leave the house and you know how I feel about that. I'd also have to talk to strangers who have far more interesting blogs that I do. And New York City in August is a smelly place. These coupled with my addiction to my dogs have kept me home and away from Dooce and the Pioneer Woman. You're welcome ladies.