I think that I shall never see
A dog as barfy as Sophie.
It started by eating the leg of a stuffed flea,
And ended with a large bill paid by me.
In between there was time spent with the vet.
It was a Saturday so it was an ER vet I met.
First she was x-rayed
and then she had fluids.
The ultrasound was not administered by druids.
The ultrasound was the most expensive test,
But the news it gave was the very best.
There was no obstruction,
no flea leg was stuck.
Though I was happy
the bill made me say, "Oh f......."
Now she is home, terrorizing the cats
We are all back to normal.
How about that?