Friday, January 1, 2010
A letter from the management...
Dear dog who shall remain nameless,
We are onto you. Eating your own poop after pooping on the floor does not fool us.
I understand that you may think that you will avoid the stigma associated with pooping in the house by disposing of the evidence. You have never been more wrong. Furthermore, your cheerful dog licks become suspect when your breath smells of your most recent transgression.
The management understands that sometimes accidents happen, however we demand that you cease and desist eating your poop. It is not an appropriate strategy. Any and all future poop eating incidents will result in crate time and a very serious tooth brushing.
Shiny Red Houses