This is Sophie.
She is a pug.
She has a small brain.
She does have a unique talent.
She is a canine pez dispenser.
Sophie, bless her sweet heart, eats everything.
Right now she's trying to eat a tissue box. She's only trying to eat the box because she can't find any actual tissues to eat.
She really likes to eat ear plugs. And legos.
You know what happens when these things get eaten don't you?
Her anus becomes a lego dispenser. One morning she pooped eight legos.
I've seen barbie shoes, pencil erasures and craft beads all come out of this dog's butt.
She doesn't seem to make the connection between eating a wad of tissue and then having to have partially digested tissue pulled out of her rectum.
She does not suffer from dignity and as her owner, neither do I.