Thursday, August 6, 2009

My dog and her talent.

This is Sophie.


She is a pug.

She has a small brain.

She does have a unique talent.

She is a canine pez dispenser.

Sophie, bless her sweet heart, eats everything.

Right now she's trying to eat a tissue box. She's only trying to eat the box because she can't find any actual tissues to eat.

She really likes to eat ear plugs. And legos.

You know what happens when these things get eaten don't you?

Her anus becomes a lego dispenser. One morning she pooped eight legos.

I've seen barbie shoes, pencil erasures and craft beads all come out of this dog's butt.

She doesn't seem to make the connection between eating a wad of tissue and then having to have partially digested tissue pulled out of her rectum.

She does not suffer from dignity and as her owner, neither do I.

6 comments:

Michael said...

OK; but are either of you 2 allowed outside?

Cheryl Duford said...

A dog vacuum cleaner! I've met them before. They are the sweetest of animals. Often in pain. Imagine what is was like for Maco to enjoy that roll of Peppermint Life Savers never understanding what was going to be the outcome. Donna was a wreck with worry until Maco evacuated the wrapper.

Pom Pom said...

Pugs are cute and stinky but I had no idea their digestive system could handle Legos! She's so cute right there looking at me with her bulgy fish eyes! My prayer for you? A low number of visits to the vet - so expensive! Yay for Sophie and Pugsley!

Ginger said...

Ahh Sophie is so darn cute. I had a Doberman like that, could eat anything and digest it.
Especially loved tissues and napkins.
I cracked up over the pez dispenser comment.

Michael said...

"She doesn't seem to make the connection between eating a wad of tissue and then having to have partially digested tissue pulled out of her rectum."

Has she eaten a watch? She may be having trouble keeping time.

Ms. Twinkle Toes said...

holy cow...didn't you or someone else in school have ... omg now wait... i've seen pooping cow toys and my friend put little jelly beans into it. LOL it pooed jelly beans! so funny....