I wanted to post something witty and meaningful, thought provoking and poignant.
Instead I must whine and complain.
Dear God I hate the heat.
It has only been hot for the last week but it feels like I have been roasting in the fiery pits of hell for an eternity.
I drive down the streets imagining snow banks and ice covered trees.
I long to shiver.
I spend my days lying on my bed in front of the air conditioner trying not to move.
The attic is too hot to clean.
Even the basement is hot.
Only about six weeks until fall. Last night I dreamt of pumpkin picking.
Tomorrow is parents visiting day at camp.
I am not going. The heat will kill me and I'd hate to leave my children motherless.
Instead I will go to IKEA and imagine cool swedish winters.
If you just endured this drivel I have a reward for you.
A giveaway, but a repeat giveaway. A Godiva box of chocolates. They are having a secret member sale and it would be shameful not to share the goods. I would give more details about the chocolates but it's too hot. I'm pretty sure that they are delivered in a cooler, so if you live somewhere that makes hell look cool and breezy, enter anyway. One entry per person, randomly selected Friday, 5pm EST. Good luck!