We are going on a whale watch tomorrow. On a boat. On the ocean. The vast cruel ocean.
So many things can go wrong.
The engines could fail.
The boat could sink.
Or be overtaken by pirates.
All the passengers could develop legionnaire's disease.
A storm could suddenly develop.
Or a freak wave!
What if Lily falls off?
What if I get seasick?
It may surprise you to know that I have a fairly narrow comfort zone. You know what is not a part of that comfort zone? Boats.
So just in case you never hear from me again, don't judge me for the mess that I left in the basement and please find a good home for the pugs. You guys can divide my junk up amongst yourselves, but please bury me in my new jeans. Thanks.